{"product_id":"aggressive-ooo-blanket","title":"Aggressive OOO Blanket — Funny Anti-Work WFH Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe polite little half-moon icon stopped working a long time ago. Sometimes 'Do Not Disturb' requires a rusted spring-loaded mechanism and four hundred pounds of medieval crushing force. You didn't just mute your notifications—you baited them, waited in the brush, and absolutely obliterated them. This aggressive OOO blanket is the ultimate anti-work WFH gift for anyone who takes their weekend peace seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMounted proudly for the respect it demands, this is the only rational response to a Saturday Slack ping or an urgent calendar invite. You are finally unreachable. The trap saw to that. Let them gaze upon your greatest catch and know better than to ask for a status update.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWarranty entirely void if trap was triggered by a \"quick question\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDoes not support corporate synergy, mandated fun, or weekend updates\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlease allow 4 to 6 weeks for your manager to stop trying\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eIdeal for aggressively logging off, ignoring urgent emails, and dodging calls from the home office.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Weird Castle","offers":[{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":48343945805876,"sku":"26513843484171555595","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/7340\/5236\/files\/wc-shot-aggressive-ooo-blanket-0_ed14d90d-e4c8-47ed-a8cb-03bb9a9a3922.png?v=1789535533","url":"https:\/\/weirdcastle.com\/products\/aggressive-ooo-blanket","provider":"Weird Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}