{"product_id":"big-box-hex-mug","title":"Cheerful Curses Funny Hex Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor those who drag the twelve-foot skeleton onto the lawn in mid-August and refuse to apologize. There is a very specific joy in delivering malevolent, bloodline-ending hexes with your morning coffee using the happiest, bounciest typography on earth. This spooky novelty mug confuses the target just long enough for the dark magic to take hold.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA vintage-marquee celebration of seasonal darkness, disguised in primary colors. Perfect for manifesting doom with a bright, cheerful sense of wonder, because wishing eternal ruin upon your enemies doesn't mean you can't be festive about your witchy gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe fine print:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWe cannot guarantee the efficacy of spells cast under fluorescent office lighting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide effects of improper hexing may include mild hauntings and bad luck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not read aloud in front of a mirror unless you want permanent demonic houseguests\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFrightening the Homeowners Association is entirely the point\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eA chaotic vessel for your daily caffeine ritual, arriving securely packaged and ready for immediate deployment at your next coven meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Weird Castle","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":48343918379060,"sku":"10377889007409505500","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":48343918411828,"sku":"24227322468128459658","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/7340\/5236\/files\/wc-shot-big-box-hex-mug-0_d5942603-ff4e-47a7-8fbc-c6f7eda9dda3.png?v=1789497394","url":"https:\/\/weirdcastle.com\/products\/big-box-hex-mug","provider":"Weird Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}