{"product_id":"billionaire-boogeyman-hoodie-funny-elon-musk-michael-myers","title":"Billionaire Boogeyman Hoodie — Funny Elon Musk Michael Myers","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome monsters stalk you silently through the suburbs; others buy the platform you use to complain about it and slowly strangle it to death. Captured here in the tragic glory of an awkward 1980s middle-school portrait—complete with a sensible turtleneck and feathered hair—is the ultimate mashup of unkillable, heavy-breathing terrors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt turns out the dead, black eyes of a soulless slasher pair perfectly with the aura of a man who will fire eighty percent of his staff and then post a crying-laughing emoji. He moves at a casual, shuffling pace, but no matter how fast you run, his replies are always right behind you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVoted 'Most Likely to Stare Blankly Through a Window.'\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSurvives being shot six times off a balcony; still shitposts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe only thing scarier than a kitchen knife is the new terms of service.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not look directly into the dead, black eyes of the algorithm.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Weird Castle","offers":[{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":67754928603188,"sku":"20324154734277922845","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":67754928635956,"sku":"24973473246428440410","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":67754928668724,"sku":"29989055552042544119","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":67754928701492,"sku":"11700241676734770046","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":67754928734260,"sku":"89800009089285092362","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/7340\/5236\/files\/wc-shot-billionaire-boogeyman-hoodie-funny-elon-musk-michael-myers-0_7514f971-204c-45de-9b50-6342b68dca58.png?v=1792399330","url":"https:\/\/weirdcastle.com\/products\/billionaire-boogeyman-hoodie-funny-elon-musk-michael-myers","provider":"Weird Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}