{"product_id":"critical-bravery-poster","title":"Critical Bravery — Poster","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou’re deep in the dungeon, your inventory is full, and you’re staring at a +10 spiked morningstar. It is at this exact moment you remember the most sacred proverb of the realm: anything is a toy if you have enough HP and a complete disregard for your own internal organs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA tribute to the true pioneers of the fantasy genre. Why slay the goblin king when you can just chug a stamina potion, gaze upon a medieval blunt-force weapon, and make some incredibly questionable life choices? Dedicated to the brave, the bold, and the absolutely unhinged.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBase stats: +5 Piercing, -100 Dignity.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeird Castle is not liable for emergency cleric visits.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlease ensure your tetanus boosters are up to date before equipping.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11″ x 14″","offer_id":48104216363060,"sku":"91591178213034386796","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 18\"","offer_id":48104216395828,"sku":"18403010480913752773","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16″ x 20″","offer_id":48104216428596,"sku":"36744037896480350096","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 24\"","offer_id":48104216461364,"sku":"28221692233336035518","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/7340\/5236\/files\/6141581669074011698_2048.jpg?v=1785993460","url":"https:\/\/weirdcastle.com\/products\/critical-bravery-poster","provider":"Weird Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}