{"product_id":"flock-off-mug-2","title":"Flock Off — Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe city just installed three thousand automated license plate readers in your neighborhood to keep you \"safe\" from unregistered sedans, effectively turning your morning commute into a low-grade panopticon. Fortunately, the legacy avian surveillance assets have gone rogue and decided to start targeting the new hardware. Sometimes nature heals, even when nature is a taxpayer-funded cybernetic sky-rat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis hyper-realistic tribute to avian counter-surveillance is for anyone who looks at a pole-mounted community tracking system and immediately starts rooting for the birds. It is a direct message to the municipal budget committee and the tech startups selling them infinite visibility. Let them know exactly where they can stick their high-definition optics.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot guaranteed to disrupt local police mesh networks or spoof vehicle tracking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePigeons are still not real, but their rebellion against the surveillance state is deeply valid.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not attempt to feed rogue municipal assets breadcrumbs or unapproved firmware updates.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Weird Castle","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":48289147715636,"sku":"28631543819271350510","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":48289147748404,"sku":"16956346814601717099","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/7340\/5236\/files\/6469038365938834414_2048.jpg?v=1788403519","url":"https:\/\/weirdcastle.com\/products\/flock-off-mug-2","provider":"Weird Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}