{"product_id":"flock-off-mug","title":"Flock Off Crow Mug — Birds Aren't Real Surveillance Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eAh, the majestic crow. Nature's smartest scavenger, now retrofitted with a 4K facial recognition lens and automated license-plate tracking by your local municipal overlords. We paired the timeless grace of a vintage Japanese woodblock print with the deeply comforting reality that every neighborhood tree is now a node in the regional panopticon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTell the neighborhood watch, the local constabulary, and the domestic data apparatus exactly where they can shove their biometric collection policies. The birds haven't been real since the Edo period, and it is time to politely request they stop logging your daily commute.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWill not prevent an automated citation for parking exactly 2.4 inches over the white line.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlease do not attempt to feed breadcrumbs to the optics housing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny perceived squawking is a purely synthetic deterrent and does not indicate a failing hard drive.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn excellent tech dystopia gift for conspiracy theorists, chronically online individuals, or anyone who simply wants to tell the municipal drones to flock off.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Weird Castle","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":48278982787124,"sku":"25138635171532121196","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":48278982819892,"sku":"33751910827121984266","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/7340\/5236\/files\/16540691830951232529_2048.jpg?v=1788354084","url":"https:\/\/weirdcastle.com\/products\/flock-off-mug","provider":"Weird Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}