{"product_id":"flock-off-sticker","title":"Flock Off Surveillance Drone Crow Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eAh, the majestic crow. Nature's smartest scavenger, now retrofitted with a 4K facial recognition lens and automated license-plate tracking by your local municipal overlords. We paired the timeless grace of a vintage Japanese woodblock print with the deeply comforting reality that every neighborhood tree is now a node in the regional panopticon. Tell the neighborhood watch and the domestic data apparatus exactly where they can shove their biometric collection policies with this conspiracy-friendly drone bird sticker.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWill not prevent an automated citation for parking exactly 2.4 inches over the white line.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlease do not attempt to feed breadcrumbs to the optics housing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny perceived squawking is a purely synthetic deterrent and does not indicate a failing hard drive.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eA highly necessary addition for your laptop, notebook, or for casually slapping over the lens of an exposed webcam.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Weird Castle","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":48278982885428,"sku":"11978558778420031026","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":48278982918196,"sku":"22099424900425110599","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/7340\/5236\/files\/17896267701606156429_1200.jpg?v=1788354104","url":"https:\/\/weirdcastle.com\/products\/flock-off-sticker","provider":"Weird Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}