{"product_id":"four-easy-payments-canvas","title":"Four Easy Payments — Funny Debt Wall Art","description":"\u003cp\u003eNothing says you have your life together quite like financing a piece of wall art that mocks your reliance on micro-loans. This aesthetic masterpiece perfectly captures the quiet terror of fractional reserve living, allowing you to gaze daily upon the rich, earthy reality of your financial overextension.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause in today's seamlessly optimized economy, there is absolutely no reason you shouldn't leverage your future to split a permanent atmospheric mood over six bi-weekly installments. Hang it up, force-close the payment app, and enjoy the fleeting comfort of heavily leveraged assets staring back at you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFour easy payments of whatever dignity you have left\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDepreciates approximately 12% faster than your disposable income\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVisual profile: crushing debt, aesthetic typography, and impending default\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepossession of this art piece will be handled by a third-party collection agency\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eA perfect gift for the chronically over-leveraged or anyone who enjoys laughing through the tears of their credit statement.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Weird Castle","offers":[{"title":"0.75'' \/ 11″ x 14″ (Vertical)","offer_id":48343910744116,"sku":"15428825142677164045","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"0.75'' \/ 12″ x 16″ (Vertical)","offer_id":48343910776884,"sku":"15858546993906192109","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"0.75'' \/ 16″ x 20″ (Vertical)","offer_id":48343910809652,"sku":"13395703857987585187","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/7340\/5236\/files\/wc-shot-four-easy-payments-canvas-0_a74fd001-8b4f-4c76-90e2-f5050fb2f487.png?v=1789497072","url":"https:\/\/weirdcastle.com\/products\/four-easy-payments-canvas","provider":"Weird Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}