{"product_id":"hollow-middle-management-mug","title":"Hollow Middle Management — Funny Corporate Halloween Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eHe is completely hollowed out, rotting from the inside, and projecting a terrifying, artificial glow—in other words, he is exactly who you want running the Q4 strategy meeting. This funny corporate Halloween mug represents the final form of the modern corporate hustle: a literal carved gourd in a tailored suit sprinting toward fiscal year-end with retro-futuristic malice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhile the rest of the seasonal decorations are decomposing on a porch, he is leveraging synergy, crushing KPIs, and threatening the junior copywriters. The perfect gag gift for your favorite middle manager or coworker to let the office know that true sigma grinders don't sleep, they just wait for the cheap tealights inside their empty skulls to finally extinguish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal desk accessory for firing people on October 31st\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrains completely scooped out to make room for market projections\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmile permanently carved by the legal department\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eEssential office gear for your daily dose of corporate dread and dark roast coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Weird Castle","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":50574527299636,"sku":"12171885224851517931","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":50574527332404,"sku":"28548491564653022030","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/7340\/5236\/files\/17872774041873339913_2048.jpg?v=1790673414","url":"https:\/\/weirdcastle.com\/products\/hollow-middle-management-mug","provider":"Weird Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}