{"product_id":"jerome-chief-liquidity-officer-sticker","title":"JEROME — Chief Liquidity Officer — Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet Jerome. He's your friend. He's everyone's friend. Since 1913, institutions just like the one Jerome cheerfully represents have been using exactly this visual register — the grinning, pie-eyed, rubber-hose mascot — to make you feel warm and comfortable about the men who decide how much your dollar is worth tomorrow morning before you wake up. Jerome didn't invent this tradition. He just inherited the chair. The big, powerful, historically consequential chair. He's smiling about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the official mascot portrait of the Federal Reserve's Chief Liquidity Officer — a real-sounding title for a real job that is, technically, \"the guy who decides how much money exists.\" Rendered in the sincere, trustworthy style of a 1930s savings bank advertisement, because nothing says \u003cem\u003eyour financial future is in good hands\u003c\/em\u003e like a cartoon. Wear it. Let someone read it slowly on the subway. Watch their face do the math.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Fine Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e Jerome is not a real mascot. The Federal Reserve is a real institution. These two facts are the entire joke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Chief Liquidity Officer\" is a completely normal corporate title and we are not implying anything by it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny resemblance to the actual Chair of the Federal Reserve, his actual policies, and your actual mortgage rate is fully intentional\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVintage mascot style chosen because it was specifically designed to make you trust something you probably shouldn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJerome has always been here. Jerome will always be here. Jerome sets the rate.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide effects of wearing this item may include: unsettling double-takes, strangers mouthing \"wait—\" on public transit, and a mild new interest in monetary policy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":48062072848436,"sku":"55728652978871823465","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":48062072881204,"sku":"63013656398843400884","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/7340\/5236\/files\/11332258594179430431_1200.jpg?v=1784870690","url":"https:\/\/weirdcastle.com\/products\/jerome-chief-liquidity-officer-sticker","provider":"Weird Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}