{"product_id":"live-fast-est-never-tee","title":"Live Fast Est Never — Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe rockstar myth of checking out early was a psyop. You aren't going out in a blaze of glory at twenty-seven; you're going to survive until eighty-two and spend the last forty years complaining about your knees and paying off a used sedan. The hourglass doesn't stop, it just gets more embarrassing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA beautifully hand-lettered vintage chalkboard design to remind you that your biological escape hatch is jammed. The skull is purely decorative.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEarly exits heavily penalized by the IRS.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLive fast only on designated weekends.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHourglass contains the ashes of your twenties.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":48122997768244,"sku":"37130883311890155359","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":48122997801012,"sku":"92675516984909883278","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Natural","offer_id":48122997833780,"sku":"32159227183273639081","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":48122997866548,"sku":"32923832904505951206","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":48122997899316,"sku":"27699213231217148508","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":48122997932084,"sku":"31654009178749927992","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":48122997964852,"sku":"20429705747448579517","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Natural","offer_id":48122997997620,"sku":"96962157485165422342","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":48122998030388,"sku":"14644209358008590404","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":48122998063156,"sku":"18636143508178536287","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":48122998095924,"sku":"24940748861471549398","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":48122998128692,"sku":"32356000001721833737","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Natural","offer_id":48122998161460,"sku":"19063361399289134167","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":48122998194228,"sku":"23592205892459173843","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":48122998226996,"sku":"72237179583309632373","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":48122998259764,"sku":"11701585638847550136","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":48122998292532,"sku":"29984265637681798604","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Natural","offer_id":48122998325300,"sku":"41914723819618217536","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48122998358068,"sku":"20423574869392761710","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":48122998390836,"sku":"61616128110269186723","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":48122998423604,"sku":"23087882554105841430","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":48122998456372,"sku":"25133378644043186469","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":48122998489140,"sku":"28516551344613584246","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48122998521908,"sku":"17782114464418839375","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":48122998554676,"sku":"66792839487307731111","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/7340\/5236\/files\/4442054348123759054_2048.jpg?v=1786187604","url":"https:\/\/weirdcastle.com\/products\/live-fast-est-never-tee","provider":"Weird Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}