{"product_id":"mount-touchmore-sticker-funny-bootleg-rap","title":"Mount Touchmore Sticker — Funny Bootleg Rap","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome national monuments are carved out of granite, but this one was chiseled out of NDAs, out-of-court settlements, and PR crisis management fees. Done up in a glorious bootleg nineties rap aesthetic, this is the ultimate tribute to the titans of the casting couch and the untouchable men who touched way too much.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThrow this on when you want to ruin the vibe at a networking mixer or just need a fast way to get asked to leave a Hollywood tribute gala. It is heavy, it is deeply uncomfortable, and it says the quiet part through a megaphone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCarved entirely from unsolicited apologies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot recognized by the National Park Service\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not wear within five hundred feet of a red carpet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA towering achievement in non-consensual history\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Weird Castle","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67753961029684,"sku":"38692700466705524688","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67753961062452,"sku":"29070274784815508393","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/7340\/5236\/files\/wc-shot-mount-touchmore-sticker-funny-bootleg-rap-0_fa2413ee-86cd-4c05-ba33-1c9bf6e23294.png?v=1794335703","url":"https:\/\/weirdcastle.com\/products\/mount-touchmore-sticker-funny-bootleg-rap","provider":"Weird Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}