{"product_id":"my-bad-poster","title":"My Bad — Poster","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen you've accidentally collapsed a regional power grid, dumped a forever chemical into the local watershed, or tanked the global economy, a formal apology just doesn't hit the right demographic. You need the bouncy, reflective joy of shiny Mylar to really communicate: \u003cem\u003ehey, mistakes happen, we are all learning here\u003c\/em\u003e. It is the ultimate casual dismissal for an absolute, undeniable catastrophe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt first glance, it is just a cheerful party-aisle sentiment. But look closer at the chrome foil, and you'll catch the crystal-clear reflection of a roaring apocalyptic inferno and the flashing strobe of emergency vehicles. Perfect for the CEO issuing a Friday afternoon press release, the intern who deleted the production database, or anyone just raw-dogging the end of the world with a little festive flair.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eContains 0% accountability and 100% helium-grade denial.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReflective surface accurately depicts the current state of the timeline.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot recommended for use during sworn congressional hearings or sentencing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWill naturally deflate long before the environmental damage is repaired.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11″ x 14″","offer_id":48154607452212,"sku":"26788529327689237713","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 18\"","offer_id":48154607484980,"sku":"10062966165323310860","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16″ x 20″","offer_id":48154607517748,"sku":"17789483737718275020","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 24\"","offer_id":48154607550516,"sku":"27865238167137895689","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/7340\/5236\/files\/507434052790224869_2048.jpg?v=1786677426","url":"https:\/\/weirdcastle.com\/products\/my-bad-poster","provider":"Weird Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}