{"product_id":"no-lives-matter-schematic-canvas","title":"No Lives Matter Schematic — Canvas","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome killers have a type. Some have a manifesto. And some just look at the grand, sweeping arc of humanity and decide that absolutely everyone has to go. Michael is the ultimate champion of equality: no demographics, no exceptions, no survivors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePresented as a highly technical blueprint for the total liquidation of Haddonfield, this design embraces the cold, sterile logic of a slasher who refuses to discriminate. Why argue about who matters when you can render the entire debate moot with an oversized kitchen knife and a brisk, unhurried walk?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePacing:\u003c\/b\u003e Slower than a jog, faster than your car starting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eTarget Demographic:\u003c\/b\u003e Literally everyone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHR Policy:\u003c\/b\u003e Equal opportunity stabbing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCore Philosophy:\u003c\/b\u003e No lives matter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Weird Castle","offers":[{"title":"0.75'' \/ 11″ x 14″ (Vertical)","offer_id":50546780307508,"sku":"32675086262574904003","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"0.75'' \/ 12″ x 16″ (Vertical)","offer_id":50546780340276,"sku":"50327671048966360014","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"0.75'' \/ 16″ x 20″ (Vertical)","offer_id":50546780373044,"sku":"21593588350011731558","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/7340\/5236\/files\/3580167126163794467_2048.jpg?v=1790290336","url":"https:\/\/weirdcastle.com\/products\/no-lives-matter-schematic-canvas","provider":"Weird Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}