{"product_id":"no-moral-obligation-hoodie-funny-skeleton","title":"No Moral Obligation Hoodie — Funny Skeleton","description":"\u003cp\u003eA screaming 90s chrome skeleton delivering the only financial advice you will ever need. Why stress over a negative balance when the institutions demanding your money are functionally evil? For the days when your checking account is a joke and your landlord is a parasite, this is your formal declaration of independence from the consequences of your own late fees.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eConsider this a visual sovereign citizen defense for the gig economy. Let the HOA, the predatory food delivery apps, and the buy-now-pay-later debt collectors know that their entire existence is a moral failure and you are formally opting out of giving a shit. Let them send it to collections. The skeleton protects you now.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Fine Print:\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDoes not constitute actual legal immunity from rent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWe still recommend paying your Afterpay before the algorithm breaks your kneecaps.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHOA board members are not legally classified as human.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not wear during your sentencing hearing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Weird Castle","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":67753958375476,"sku":"51892603687264007024","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":67753958539316,"sku":"25960558275519665790","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":67753958703156,"sku":"60847808502119668213","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":67753958866996,"sku":"30188147205687706717","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":67753958998068,"sku":"28726569678832293712","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Alpine Green","offer_id":67753958342708,"sku":"11298620222181872719","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Blue Aqua","offer_id":67753958408244,"sku":"33340807478256318034","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67753958441012,"sku":"12713445317319335658","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":67753958473780,"sku":"29988456382087788123","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Alpine Green","offer_id":67753958506548,"sku":"34300466867938575369","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Blue Aqua","offer_id":67753958572084,"sku":"27675387034886129103","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67753958604852,"sku":"30034025741194570547","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":67753958637620,"sku":"10660049787600828868","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Alpine Green","offer_id":67753958670388,"sku":"13840831729718738849","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Blue Aqua","offer_id":67753958735924,"sku":"18432633405880376984","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67753958768692,"sku":"99062793556993849349","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":67753958801460,"sku":"31625389483139881939","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Alpine Green","offer_id":67753958834228,"sku":"20192124572960527063","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Blue Aqua","offer_id":67753958899764,"sku":"28827948142026660447","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67753958932532,"sku":"20757768049801206215","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67753958965300,"sku":"21357615816746650659","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67753959030836,"sku":"14855618183374875509","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67753959063604,"sku":"15628068792875760857","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/7340\/5236\/files\/wc-shot-no-moral-obligation-hoodie-funny-skeleton-0_cf4c6f3f-acc5-42d2-a4ec-b4fa60d3b517.png?v=1793534530","url":"https:\/\/weirdcastle.com\/products\/no-moral-obligation-hoodie-funny-skeleton","provider":"Weird Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}