{"product_id":"only-90s-kids-remember-operation-desert-storm-t-shirt-90s-nostalgia","title":"Only 90s Kids Remember Operation Desert Storm T-Shirt — 90S Nostalgia","description":"\u003cp\u003eAh, the 1990s. Dunkaroos, slap bracelets, and rushing home from school to watch green-tinted night vision footage of Baghdad getting completely leveled on live television. Take a sweet trip down memory lane to a simpler time when wars had blockbuster movie titles and 24-hour news networks found their true calling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for elder millennials who want to ruthlessly gatekeep their childhood geopolitical interventions. Why romanticize boy bands and dial-up internet when you can romanticize a massive UN coalition air campaign rendered in glorious retro pixel art?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ethe fine print:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enot responsible for unprompted rants about the military-industrial complex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edoes not include a complimentary barrel of crude oil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehighway of death action playset sold separately\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enorman schwarzkopf would probably hate this\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":67690014769204,"sku":"19519529587154527003","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":67690014801972,"sku":"32777172056729264720","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":67690014834740,"sku":"18316635644106854539","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ True Royal","offer_id":67690014867508,"sku":"28060256265795712601","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67690014900276,"sku":"33599622097304314985","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":67690014933044,"sku":"21555396418291771981","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":67690014965812,"sku":"25556887200199468914","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":67690014998580,"sku":"19136694080919911042","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ True Royal","offer_id":67690015031348,"sku":"32291938037462721036","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67690015064116,"sku":"52227925454381652287","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":67690015096884,"sku":"31929189937779271314","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":67690015129652,"sku":"14469045054274005877","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":67690015162420,"sku":"32578479986770561445","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ True Royal","offer_id":67690015195188,"sku":"12072674417930632766","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67690015227956,"sku":"27741828011457706024","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":67690015260724,"sku":"15615558910888248564","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67690015293492,"sku":"29292948667308076624","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":67690015326260,"sku":"32577225633059351925","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ True Royal","offer_id":67690015359028,"sku":"20911346560505161001","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67690015391796,"sku":"30696458061183541327","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":67690015424564,"sku":"18973717720619327025","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67690015457332,"sku":"28406570383682191318","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":67690015490100,"sku":"16748393554082848085","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ True Royal","offer_id":67690015522868,"sku":"13869522554958649303","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67690015555636,"sku":"25860883085092958009","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/7340\/5236\/files\/wc-shot-only-90s-kids-remember-operation-desert-storm-t-shirt-90s-nostalgia-0_80372bd4-767d-41ae-8c2c-bcb61bcc80c8.png?v=1791696574","url":"https:\/\/weirdcastle.com\/products\/only-90s-kids-remember-operation-desert-storm-t-shirt-90s-nostalgia","provider":"Weird Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}