{"product_id":"pocket-molars-poster","title":"Pocket Molars — Poster","description":"\u003cp\u003eChildhood nostalgia is a disease, so here is the cure. You remember the snap-back plastic head, the satisfying mechanical click, and the little chalky brick of sugar. We just swapped out the sugar for the inevitable long-term result of eating it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA perfectly normal pocket accessory for when you need a quick bicuspid on the go. Watch the light leave your coworker's eyes when you offer them a mid-afternoon refreshment and dispense a startlingly realistic adult molar directly into their open palm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Fine Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDoes not include gums, nerve endings, or dental records.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not ask where the inventory was sourced.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot recognized as legal tender by the Tooth Fairy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChewing on these will void your remaining warranty on life.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Weird Castle","offers":[{"title":"11″ x 14″","offer_id":48233592193076,"sku":"15177226314835099580","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 18\"","offer_id":48233592225844,"sku":"22557940873610758753","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16″ x 20″","offer_id":48233592258612,"sku":"27428209368883480096","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 24\"","offer_id":48233592291380,"sku":"15074601809077040706","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/7340\/5236\/files\/7542715208382173431_2048.jpg?v=1787613601","url":"https:\/\/weirdcastle.com\/products\/pocket-molars-poster","provider":"Weird Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}