{"product_id":"shhh-its-sleeping-sticker-funny-butter-heart-attack-disease-cardiac","title":"Shhh It's Sleeping Sticker — Funny Butter Heart Attack","description":"\u003cp\u003eSaturated fat doesn't hate you; it just thinks you look tired. This cheerful dairy brick sees a little muscle working far too hard and just wants to swaddle it in a warm, permanent embrace. It is not cardiac arrest, it is just a nice, long nap.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRendered in a cold, clinical Swiss pictogram style, this design captures the exact moment your coronary arteries decide to take the rest of the day off. Wear it as a gentle reminder that inside every blocked ventricle is a loving mascot just trying to do its job.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not wake the heart.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlaque is just a heavy blanket woven from pure love.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDefibrillators are considered rude and highly disruptive.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRecommended dosage: one entire stick, served warm.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Weird Castle","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67675587248180,"sku":"87200488611779734291","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67675587280948,"sku":"82581797901375679189","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/7340\/5236\/files\/wc-shot-shhh-its-sleeping-sticker-funny-butter-heart-attack-disease-cardiac-0_af0a9618-ec84-4d64-b015-1723dc7ab6b8.png?v=1791459571","url":"https:\/\/weirdcastle.com\/products\/shhh-its-sleeping-sticker-funny-butter-heart-attack-disease-cardiac","provider":"Weird Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}