{"product_id":"silent-reading-flesh-wedge-puzzle","title":"Silent Reading Flesh Wedge — Puzzle","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt enforces the nostalgic, wholesome elementary-school directive of 'Silent Reading' through brutal literalism—a tongue removed and repurposed as a classroom supply. The sincere, catalog-perfect presentation makes the visceral body-horror laugh-out-loud funny. 252, 500 or 1000 pieces, in a tin.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"14\" × 11\" (252 pcs)","offer_id":48162807152692,"sku":"95661853957564250750","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"21\" × 15.5\" (500 pcs)","offer_id":48162807185460,"sku":"32084045887797065649","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"30\" × 20\" (1000 pcs)","offer_id":48162807218228,"sku":"24412551636018535475","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/7340\/5236\/files\/16937109371240823879_2048.jpg?v=1786780820","url":"https:\/\/weirdcastle.com\/products\/silent-reading-flesh-wedge-puzzle","provider":"Weird Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}