{"product_id":"stand-your-groundcover-sticker","title":"Stand Your Groundcover — Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere is no American psychosis quite as pure and terrifying as a suburban homeowner defending a freshly aerated lawn. Behind every wholesome neighborhood watch and Homeowners Association lies a dormant, heavily armed paramilitary unit just waiting for an unapproved hedge height to justify extreme measures.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe took the classic 1950s suburban patriarch and equipped him for the modern NIMBY holy war. Because when the sanctity of your cul-de-sac's property value is threatened by a stray dandelion or a 2012 Honda Civic parked on the street overnight, a passive-aggressive warning letter just won't cut it anymore.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBylaw 4.1.2: Trespassers will be mulched for the Kentucky Bluegrass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard issue for all HOA compliance officers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGuaranteed to make the neighbors with the overgrown fescue sweat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot legally recognized as a 'Stand Your Ground' defense in court (yet).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":48062097457204,"sku":"16908372447173278371","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":48062097489972,"sku":"14697141056795707658","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/7340\/5236\/files\/1193693525116800557_1200.jpg?v=1784873981","url":"https:\/\/weirdcastle.com\/products\/stand-your-groundcover-sticker","provider":"Weird Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}