{"product_id":"the-streets-are-listening-sticker","title":"The Streets Are Listening Sticker — Funny 90s Rap Mouse","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn 1997, a team of tissue engineers grew a human ear on the back of a hairless mouse, accidentally creating the hardest visual of the decade. Now, the infamous Vacanti lab rat is finally getting the 90s rap bootleg tribute it deserves. When you are literally carrying a massive, laboratory-grown cartilage ear on your spine, you don't just survive the experiment—you flex on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is for the real ear hustlers. It perfectly captures that exact moment when unhinged scientific hubris meets prime Pen \u0026amp; Pixel swagger. The mouse doesn't know it's a terrifying monument to man playing God; it just knows it has more cartilage than the opps. The streets aren't just watching, they are literally grafted to your back.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Fine Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo, the mouse could not actually hear out of the back-ear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully endorsed by the 1997 tissue engineering street team.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGuaranteed to make bioethics majors aggressively avoid eye contact.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for decorating laptops, notebooks, or your untethered hubris.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Weird Castle","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67673958580276,"sku":"60150130337025624596","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67673958613044,"sku":"25001697925517865320","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/7340\/5236\/files\/wc-shot-the-streets-are-listening-sticker-0_c958e8ab-9dca-4fdd-915a-a771e61260f1.png?v=1791623287","url":"https:\/\/weirdcastle.com\/products\/the-streets-are-listening-sticker","provider":"Weird Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}