SENIOR EDITOR, TALK PAGE DISPUTES — Sticker

Issued by the fictional Office of Revert Management, this embroidered cap recognizes 14+ years of distinguished service in wiki talk page conflict mediation, comma-placement adjudication, and the sustained psychological warfare required to maintain a disputed stub about a 13th-century Flemish bishop. Nobody voted on this role. Nobody approved this hat. The knowledge is free. The grudges are forever.

NPOV COMPLIANCE: DISPUTED. We do not take sides. We simply revert yours.

• Title: Senior Editor, Talk Page Disputes (self-designated, uncontested after three arbitration closures)
• Revert Count: 4,719 (pending review; 214 currently tagged 'possibly retaliatory')
• Tenure: Active status maintained through IP sock investigations and monthly talk page archives nobody reads
• Neutrality Status: DISPUTED (see Talk:Talk Page, archived thread 'RE: Is this editor a POV warrior?')
• Disclaimer: This credential does not imply authority. It implies something much worse.

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