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The Weird Castle Gift Shop

Every great castle needs a gift shop — ours just happens to sell regret.Browse the relics of irony, the artifacts of nonsense, and the sacred souvenirs of stupidity. Perfect for birthdays, breakups, and bribes. Features: Gag gifts, conversation starters, emotional support items Curated by fate, fulfilled by delusion 0% practical, 100% unforgettable

88 products
Yellow warning label sticker that reads Active Choking Hazard Active Choking Hazard Funny Warning Label Sticker $4.99 Embroidered dad hat featuring a sweating roll of tape that says Barely Holding It Together. Barely Holding It Together Cap — Funny Anxious Dad Hat $34.99 A funny vinyl sticker saying Barely Holding It Together featuring a sweating, struggling roll of tape. Barely Holding It Together Sticker - Funny Burnout Decal $4.99 Become Ungovernable Raccoon Sticker — Funny Trash Panda Meme Become Ungovernable Raccoon Sticker — Funny Trash Panda Meme $4.99 Bite The Bullet Bubblegum — Hoodie Bite The Bullet Bubblegum — Hoodie $54.99 Bite The Bullet Bubblegum — Sticker Bite The Bullet Bubblegum — Sticker $4.99 Can I She/Them T-Shirt — Funny Pronoun Meme Tee Can I She/Them T-Shirt — Funny Pronoun Meme Tee $29.99 A funny vinyl sticker shaped like an energy drink can featuring a screaming possum and the text Canned Fight-or-Flight Canned Fight-Or-Flight — Funny Possum Energy Drink Sticker $4.99 Cash 4 Ugly Souls — Sticker Cash 4 Ugly Souls — Sticker $4.99 Cash 4 Ugly Souls — Tee Cash 4 Ugly Souls — Tee $29.99 Cellular Denial Crème novelty coffee mug featuring luxury anti-aging skincare parody design. Cellular Denial Crème Mug — Funny Anti-Aging Skincare Cup $17.99 Cellular Denial Crème — Funny Existential Skincare Hoodie Cellular Denial Crème — Funny Existential Skincare Hoodie $54.99 Cellular Denial Crème — Funny Existential Skincare Tee Cellular Denial Crème — Funny Existential Skincare Tee $29.99 A funny vinyl sticker designed to look like a luxury anti-aging face cream jar labeled Cellular Denial Creme. Cellular Denial Crème — Funny Skincare Parody Sticker $4.99 CHRONICALLY ONLINE DISASTER RESPONSE — INCIDENT #69420 — AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY — Sticker CHRONICALLY ONLINE DISASTER RESPONSE — INCIDENT #69420 — AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY — Sticker $3.99 Civil War 2 Veteran Hat — Pre-Deployed Since Thanksgiving Civil War 2 Veteran Hat — Pre-Deployed Since Thanksgiving $38.00 Civil War Veteran Hat — Thank You for Your Service (1861-1865) Civil War Veteran Hat — Thank You for Your Service (1861-1865) $38.00 Confidence (Rx) Pill Bottle Sticker - Funny Tech Bro Decal Confidence (Rx) Pill Bottle Sticker - Funny Tech Bro Decal $4.99 Daddy's Lil Squirter — Cap Daddy's Lil Squirter — Cap $34.99 Daddy's Lil Squirter — Mug Daddy's Lil Squirter — Mug $17.99 Daddy's Lil Squirter — Poster Daddy's Lil Squirter — Poster $39.99 Embroidered cotton dad hat featuring a beaten up crash test dummy and the words Deferred Maintenance Deferred Maintenance Hat — Funny Crash Test Dummy Cap $34.99 A dad hat featuring an industrial vintage logo reading Exposed Bone Polish Exposed Bone Polish Hat — Funny Dental Dad Cap $34.99 White ceramic coffee mug with a vintage industrial Exposed Bone Polish design Exposed Bone Polish — Funny Dentist Coffee Mug $17.99
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