We Buy Teeth Sticker — Funny Cash for Loose Teeth
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- Tracked to your door
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Surface: White
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About this item
The economy is in the toilet, but your mouth is a goldmine. Forget flipping real estate or hawking diabetic test strips on a highway off-ramp—the real street hustle is strictly calcium. We took the grimiest roadside bandit sign in existence and gave it the glorious, iced-out 90s rap bootleg treatment it deserves as a weird novelty sticker.
The Tooth Fairy is a scam engineered to underpay minors. This is adult business. Cash in hand, no questions asked, zero paperwork. Whether you lost them in a bar fight, pulled them in a parking lot, or just woke up with a handful of them, we are liquid and ready to buy. A perfectly unhinged laptop or notebook decal for dental professionals and roadside hustlers alike.
- Premium rates for intact bicuspids and gold crowns
- We do not require proof of ownership
- Plaque will be deducted from total weight at time of sale
Ships fast and applies easily to flat indoor surfaces for maximum confusion.
Product details
- Material. 100% durable vinyl
- Details. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact
Glossy finish
Indoor decor — not waterproof
Bubble-free application - Decoration. UV print, kiss-cut
Shipping & returns
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