For someone at war with their own body
Medical, dental and mortality humour. Reliably too much for some people.
Polymer Pete Microplastics Sticker - Permanent Bloodstream Residency
$4.99
Forever Home Coffin Sticker — Funny Real Estate Joke
$4.99
Tap To Continue Existing — Funny American Healthcare Sticker
$4.99
Real-Time Mortality Tracker — Funny Smartwatch Joke Sticker
$4.99
Active Choking Hazard Funny Warning Label Sticker
$4.99
Bone Vault Schematics - Funny Gothic Reliquary Sticker
$4.99
Cellular Denial Crème — Funny Skincare Parody Sticker
$4.99
My First Necromancy Sticker — Funny Goth Toy Decal
$4.99
Cash 4 Ugly Souls Sticker — Funny Grim Reaper Decal
$4.99
Basic Baphomet Sticker — Funny Goth Emotional Support Cup Decal
$4.99
Steamboat Spinal Cord — Creepy Rubber Hose Mascot Sticker
$4.99
Excruciating Flank Pain Sticker — Funny Kidney Stone Gift
$4.99
Silent Reading Flesh Wedge — Weird Teacher Sticker
$4.99
Lumbar King Sticker — Funny Back Pain Decal
$4.99
Ready For Curbside Pickup — Funny Existential Skeleton Mug
$21.99
Bone Vault Schematics Mug - Funny Medieval Reliquary Cup
$21.99
Cellular Denial Crème Mug — Funny Skincare Parody Cup
$21.99
Exposed Bone Polish — Funny Dentist Coffee Mug
$21.99
My First Necromancy Funny Coffee Mug - Retro Occult Goth Gift
$21.99
Excruciating Flank Pain — Funny Kidney Stone Mug
$21.99
Tap To Continue Existing — Funny Healthcare Mug
$21.99
Silent Reading Flesh Wedge — Funny Retro Teacher Mug
$21.99
Lumbar King Mug — Funny Retro Back Pain Coffee Cup
$21.99
Genuine Blood Gentleman — Bootleg Dracula Mosquito Mug
$21.99