Keeps 'Em Cold Coffin Cooler Sticker — Funny Yeti Parody

Premium ice retention has finally reached its logical, morbid conclusion. Why settle for a generic rectangular tub when you can trust the exact geometric shape that has successfully kept humanity out of the sun for centuries? Our Keeps 'Em Cold coffin cooler sticker proves that the absolute best vessel for a three-day weekend bender is identical to the one used for eternal rest.

• Guaranteed to hold solid ice longer than most people hold grudges.
• Perfectly sized for a gross of domestic lagers or an incredibly unlucky hunting buddy.
• Doubles as an excellent conversation starter at children's birthday parties or tailgate funerals.
• Please drain the melted ice before initiating a burial at sea.

A macabre parody piece for your laptop or notebook, ready to declare your dedication to premium outdoor gear and the inevitable void.