Steamboat Spinal Cord — Creepy Retro Cartoon Poster

The world's most famously litigious rodent has been successfully optimized down to his core components. Behold the 1920s rubber-hose mascot stripped of all that inefficient fur, skin, and muscle, leaving only a cheerful, whistling brain and a swinging spinal cord on its way to the educational meat-grinder.

This is the official wall decor for anyone currently operating as a fully exposed nerve. When your daily existence feels less like a magical kingdom and more like absorbing psychic shockwaves without a protective barrier, let this moist little bundle of overstimulated ganglia hang on your wall to do the talking for you.

• Care instructions: Do not salt the mascot.
• Provides zero armor against fluorescent classroom lighting or institutional feedback.
• Officially licensed by absolutely nobody, especially not the corporation who just lost him to the public domain.
• Printed on high-quality, durable poster paper because your exposed nerves deserve nice things.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.