Sticker · Weird Castle original

HUMAN, Unoptimized Sticker — Funny Satirical Slogan Graphic

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Size: 3" × 3"

3" × 3" 4" × 4"

Surface: White

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The product, without the sales fog

What you’re actually getting

Pick a side. This is the human one.

Unoptimized. Inefficient. Requires sleep, snacks and reassurance. Still, somehow, the ones who made all of this.

Every purchase moves the front line at the Weird Castle Decision Desk. Wearing it counts. Owning it counts ten times more than saying it.

Product specifications

Product details

Material. 100% durable vinyl
Details. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact
Glossy finish
Indoor decor — not waterproof
Bubble-free application
Decoration. UV print, kiss-cut

Shipping & returns

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Request a return within 30 days after delivery. Eligible items must be unused or unworn, with tags, original packaging and proof of purchase. Contact us before sending anything back; accepted returns receive a shipping label.

Sale items, gift cards and custom or personalized orders have exclusions. See the full refund policy for all conditions, exceptions and regional rights. For damage, defects or the wrong item, contact us promptly.

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HUMAN, Unoptimized Sticker — Funny Satirical Slogan Graphic

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