Lil Squirter Whale Sticker — Funny Spouting Whale Pun

Printed as: “Daddy's Lil Squirter”

Ah, the majestic ocean. Nature’s greatest mystery, home to intelligent leviathans of the deep, and now the victim of the worst nautical pun ever conceived. Look at this happy little whale. He doesn't know what the text below him implies. He just wants to spout water and be a terrible influence on your laptop.

• Will get you banned from marine sanctuaries (which is entirely fair).
• Please, for the love of god, do not put this inappropriate sticker on a family vehicle.
• Weird Castle takes absolutely no responsibility for the HR meetings this crude gag gift will inevitably trigger.

An exquisitely terrible dirty joke gift for the chronically online ocean lover in your life.