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Invented by the machine this morning. Approved by one reluctant human. Gone when we say so.

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A cartoon sea turtle serving a bowl of shredded plastic cereal on a dark humor microplastics parody hoodie design Oops All Microplastics Hoodie — Funny Cereal Parody $59.99 Shhh It's Sleeping — Funny Butter Heart Attack T-Shirt — Black Shhh It's Sleeping — Funny Butter Heart Attack T-Shirt $24.99 A funny road sign style graphic tee that reads Notice of Active Dissociation Notice Of Active Dissociation Shirt - Funny Mental Health Tee $24.99 Flaming Hot Wheels-style logo that just says HEARTBURN, on a t-shirt — Black Flaming Heartburn T-Shirt — Funny Acid Reflux Parody $24.99 Notice of Active Dissociation graphic hoodie warning sign design for mental health humor and driving on autopilot. Notice Of Active Dissociation Hoodie — Mental Health Humor Sweatshirt $59.99 Flaming Hot Wheels-style logo that just says HEARTBURN, on a hoodie — Black Flaming Heartburn Hoodie — Hot Wheels Parody Sweatshirt $59.99 Haloed stick of butter hugging a human heart to sleep, a butter heart attack joke, on a hoodie — Black Shhh It's Sleeping Hoodie — Funny Butter Heart Attack Humor $59.99 RoboCop in psychedelic rainbow smoke: Quit Your Fussin' Take Your Tussin', on a t-shirt — Black Quit Your Fussin Take Your Tussin — Robotripping Parody T-Shirt $24.99 Flexing mustached strongman with a bee allergy chest tattoo: Allergic To Bees, on a t-shirt — Black Hardcore Bee Allergy T-Shirt — Funny EpiPen Strongman Tattoo $24.99 Flexing mustached strongman with a bee allergy chest tattoo: Allergic To Bees, on a hoodie — Black Hardcore Bee Allergy Hoodie — Funny EpiPen Strongman Tattoo $59.99 Woodblock-style oni demon with a Ghostbusters-style rope pack over Please Call Ghost Man, on a t-shirt — Black Please To Be Calling Ghost Man T-Shirt — Funny Ghostbusters Parody $24.99 Woodblock-style oni demon with a Ghostbusters-style rope pack over Please Call Ghost Man, on a hoodie — Black Please To Be Calling Ghost Man Hoodie — Funny Ghostbusters Parody $59.99 Sheet ghost ripping a ghost bong made from a brass urn: Smoking That Ancestor Pack, on a t-shirt — Black Smoking That Urn Pack T-Shirt — Funny Ghost Bong Rip Urn $24.99 Sheet ghost ripping a ghost bong made from a brass urn: Smoking That Ancestor Pack, on a hoodie — Black Smoking The Urn Pack Hoodie — Ghost Bong Rip Weed Meme $59.99 Etched astronaut floating in space on a rope tied to a cinder block, on a t-shirt — Black Sleeping With The Space Fishes T-Shirt — Funny Astronaut $24.99 Etched astronaut floating in space on a rope tied to a cinder block, on a hoodie — Black Sleeping With Space Fishes Hoodie — Astronaut Tied to Cinder Block $59.99 Ouija board planchette beaming a glowing Hot Ghosts Near You pop-up ad, on a t-shirt — Black Hot Local Poltergeists T-Shirt — Funny Ouija Board Pop-Up Ad $24.99 Ouija board planchette beaming a glowing Hot Ghosts Near You pop-up ad, on a hoodie — Black Hot Local Poltergeists Hoodie — Funny Ouija Board Pop-Up Ad $59.99 Plague doctors curse a crying croissant: Wheat Is My Enemy, a celiac disease joke, on a t-shirt — Black Bubonic Croissant T-Shirt — Funny Celiac & IBS Tee $24.99 Plague doctors curse a crying croissant: Wheat Is My Enemy, a celiac disease joke, on a hoodie — Black Bubonic Croissant Hoodie — Funny Celiac Disease & IBS Gift $59.99 Season 5 community pixel art mural: a grinning green blob, a tongue in a hat, scribbles, on a sticker — White The Commission Season 5 Mural Sticker — Community Pixel Art Mural $4.99 Season 5 community pixel art mural: a grinning green blob, a tongue in a hat, scribbles, on a t-shirt — Black The Commission Season 5 Mural T-Shirt — Community Pixel Art Mural $24.99 Season 5 community pixel art mural: a grinning green blob, a tongue in a hat, scribbles, on a mug The Commission Season 5 Mural — Weird Community Art Mug $21.99 T-posing low poly man beside a high on life acrostic where L stands for METH, on a mug L Is For Meth Mug — Funny High On Life T-Pose Meme $21.99