Weird Castle
Graphic of a chalice with text reading 100 Proof Holy Spirit

Weird Castle · original design

100 Proof Holy Spirit Shirt — Funny Religious Drinking Tee

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$29.99
  • Printed to order in the U.S.
  • Tracked to your door
  • Free U.S. delivery
  • 30-day returns
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Size: S
Color: Black

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About this item

Behold the chalice, completely off its hinges and entirely fueled by the blood of Christ (and maybe a little bathtub gin). This funny religious tee is the perfect aesthetic for surviving extremely tense family functions, making the front pew highly uncomfortable, and quietly acknowledging that surviving the sermon has always required a two-drink minimum. The ultimate gift for recovering Catholics and thirsty heathens alike.

  • Warning: May spontaneously turn tap water into bottom-shelf tequila
  • Not legally endorsed by the Vatican or any known diocese
  • Guaranteed to make youth group leaders visibly sweat

A heavenly choice for Sunday morning hangovers and casual blasphemy.

Shipping & returns

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.

Size guide

True to size, unisex fit. Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches.

SizeChest widthBody length
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833

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$29.99