Weird Castle
Jacked communion chalice spilling wine, a Holy Spirit booze pun, on a t-shirt — Black

Weird Castle · original design

100 Proof Holy Spirit Shirt — Funny Communion Chalice Wine Pun

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Color: Black

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About this item

Behold the chalice, completely off its hinges and entirely fueled by the blood of Christ (and maybe a little bathtub gin). This funny religious tee is the perfect aesthetic for surviving extremely tense family functions, making the front pew highly uncomfortable, and quietly acknowledging that surviving the sermon has always required a two-drink minimum. The ultimate gift for recovering Catholics and thirsty heathens alike.

  • Warning: May spontaneously turn tap water into bottom-shelf tequila
  • Not legally endorsed by the Vatican or any known diocese
  • Guaranteed to make youth group leaders visibly sweat

A heavenly choice for Sunday morning hangovers and casual blasphemy.

Product details

  • Base product. Bella+Canvas 3001
  • Material. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ash and Heather Prism colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
  • Fabric weight. 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Fit. Retail fit
  • Details. Ribbed knit collar
    Tapered shoulders
    Dual side seams
    Tear-away label
  • Decoration. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front
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Size guide

Bella+Canvas 3001
Compare with a garment you own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate.

Inches / centimeters · sizes offered for this product
SizeChest width
in / cm
Body length
in / cm
S18 / 45.728 / 71.1
M20 / 50.829 / 73.7
L22 / 55.930 / 76.2
XL24 / 61.031 / 78.7
2XL26 / 66.032 / 81.3

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