2 Blinkers No Lunch Goldblum Sticker — Funny Jeff Goldblum
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The pinnacle of modern workplace wellness. You didn't eat a salad; you inhaled off a disposable lithium battery until the light flashed twice, and now you are experiencing time non-linearly. Jeff Goldblum is here. There are butterflies. The ferns are vibrating with ancient secrets.
A tribute to the unhinged midday break. For the visionary who substitutes caloric intake with pure, lung-scorching vapor and spends the rest of the afternoon staring at a blank document while their inner monologue sounds exactly like Dr. Ian Malcolm stammering through a realization about chaos theory.
- Side effects may include trying to explain the Jurassic Park lore to the HR manager
- Technically cheaper than a twelve-dollar chopped salad
- We are not legally responsible for what you say in the 1:30 PM status sync
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