20 Beers In A Ghost Hoodie - Funny Halo Ghost Meme

You've had exactly twenty domestic light beers. Your vision is ninety percent crosshairs and bad decisions, and your only ride home is a stolen Covenant rapid-assault hovercraft that operates entirely by leaning and violence. This is the absolute peak of the human experience. An essential funny gaming meme gift for anyone whose preferred designated driver is Master Chief.

Forget the Warthog. A Warthog requires a designated driver, a gunner, and basic spatial awareness. The Ghost just requires you to hold down the boost button until you either hit your driveway or a concrete barrier at Mach 3. Godspeed to the respawn screen.

• Does not include actual Covenant auto insurance policies.
• Do not attempt plasma maneuvers after the eighteenth beer.
• Weird Castle is not liable for vehicular manslaughter charges in New Mombasa.
• Strafe responsibly.

The perfect piece of chronically online apparel for your next LAN party.