A Little Locomotion Hoodie — God Forbid White Boy Locomotion Meme

Society simply cannot stand to see a young man thriving on the miniature rails. They want you optimized, they want you scrolling, but God forbid you lay down some HO-scale track and blow that little wooden whistle. The powers that be are absolutely terrified of a guy who controls the entire transit infrastructure of his own basement.

A vintage cry for freedom for the model train enthusiast, the internet meme lord, and anyone who just wants to run a tiny freight line in peace. Chugga chugga, your honor. We are taking the 4:15 straight to hyper-fixation station and we are not accepting passengers.

• Does not grant actual 19th-century railroad baron legal immunity
• We respect the absolute sanctity of the caboose
• If the authorities try to regulate your miniature railyard, bite them