A Very Chinese Time Hoodie — Funny Fight Club Mao Zedong Meme

The total collapse of the western financial system looks a lot more aesthetic when bathed in the warm, unifying glow of the Chairman. For those days when your anti-consumerist domestic terrorism just needs a little more central planning and a robust Five-Year Plan.

We took the iconic silhouette of a mind completely fracturing under late capitalism and gave it the one thing Tyler Durden actually wanted: absolute ideological conformity. Perfect for holding hands as the credit card buildings explode, or just standing quietly in line for your state-mandated soap ration.

• The first rule is you do not talk about the century of humiliation
• The second rule is you must clap exactly on beat
• I am Jack's rapidly dropping social credit score
• May cause sudden urges to smelt scrap metal in your backyard