Be Crime Do Gay Thermal Skeleton Hoodie — Vision Daggers Queer Meme

You had one job as a menace to society and you got the words mixed up. But honestly, it still works. A rainbow thermal-vision skeleton dual-wielding daggers while aggressively misquoting the internet's favorite threat is a vibe that requires zero explanation.

Ideal for manifesting chaotic energy, confusing local law enforcement, and letting everyone know your heat signature is currently registering as a flamboyant felony.

the fine print:

• Do not attempt to physically stab a concept.
• Infrared cannot actually detect sexual orientation, but it can detect how fast you are running from mall security.
• Dyslexic anarchists have nothing to lose but their ahicns.
• Weird Castle is not legally responsible for any crimes committed while doing gay, or vice versa.

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