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- Front
- Here’s To My Better Half YOU: Fearless, Strong, Balanced ME: Pathetic, Scaly, Poop comes out of there
- Inside left
- WHERE YOU STRIDE WITH AUTHORITY WHERE I TRIPPED OVER MY OWN FEET
- Inside right
- WITHOUT YOU, I’M JUST A PAIR OF SCALY LEGS CAUSING TROUBLE. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO THE PART OF US THAT ACTUALLY FUNCTIONS!
- Back
- OUR UNBREAKABLE BOND WEIRD CASTLE CARDS
Better Half Dinosaur Diagram Funny Love Greeting Card
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Size: 3.5" x 4.9" (Vertical)
Paper: Coated (both sides)
Quantity: 1 pc
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