Cheerful Curses Funny Hex Coffee Mug

For those who drag the twelve-foot skeleton onto the lawn in mid-August and refuse to apologize. There is a very specific joy in delivering malevolent, bloodline-ending hexes with your morning coffee using the happiest, bounciest typography on earth. This spooky novelty mug confuses the target just long enough for the dark magic to take hold.

A vintage-marquee celebration of seasonal darkness, disguised in primary colors. Perfect for manifesting doom with a bright, cheerful sense of wonder, because wishing eternal ruin upon your enemies doesn't mean you can't be festive about your witchy gifts.

• The fine print:
• We cannot guarantee the efficacy of spells cast under fluorescent office lighting
• Side effects of improper hexing may include mild hauntings and bad luck
• Do not read aloud in front of a mirror unless you want permanent demonic houseguests
• Frightening the Homeowners Association is entirely the point

A chaotic vessel for your daily caffeine ritual, arriving securely packaged and ready for immediate deployment at your next coven meeting.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.