Bubonic Croissant Sticker — Funny Celiac Disease Plague Doctors
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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Surface: White
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About this item
You are built different. Literally. Your immune system treats a buttery French pastry with the same apocalyptic dread as a medieval epidemic. Finally, a dramatic, lightning-bolt-heavy aesthetic that properly honors the sheer, violent devastation happening in your lower intestine when you make eye contact with a bakery.
Witness a coalition of plague doctors calling down the wrath of heaven upon a single, arrogant croissant. We took the hardest bootleg aesthetic from 1996 and applied it to the deeply uncool reality of having your weekend ruined by a crouton. Wear it like a biological hazard warning label.
- The fine print:
- Does not grant immunity to cross-contamination
- Establishes dominance in the gastroenterologist waiting room
- A legally binding excuse for occupying the guest bathroom
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.