Category 5 Shaman Hoodie — Funny Native American Rain Meme

Tap into that deeply unearned sense of mystical connection to the earth when you point out the sky is dark right before your friend's entire zip code gets erased by a superstorm. You are basically one with nature now. Breathe in the petrichor, ignore the sirens.

The ultimate tribute to taking credit for apocalyptic drops in barometric pressure. Featuring that specific strain of 1990s gas station airbrush majesty usually reserved for howling wolves, deployed perfectly for the exact moment you look at the flattened wreckage of a residential neighborhood and think, 'Called it.'

• Does not include FEMA disaster relief for bro
• Your ancient wisdom is mostly just post-nasal drip
• Not responsible for plummeting property values in the splash zone
• Bro should have listened to the earth (you)

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