Check Their Candy Hoodie — Halloween Gun in Suburban Panic Facebook

Every October, the neighborhood Facebook group lights up with breathless warnings about razor blades and illicit substances magically slipped into sealed wrappers. We decided to escalate the threat level to match the hysteria. Please share this urgent warning about a fully functional, full-sized firearm seamlessly concealed inside a single fun-size nougat bar.

Rendered in a delicate, earnest wet-on-wet watercolor worthy of a grandparent's guest bathroom, this visual PSA asks the tough questions about spatial physics and suburban safety. If you aren't X-raying your child's miniature chocolate for physically impossible artillery, you just aren't paying attention.

• Please copy and paste, do not hit share
• My cousin in law enforcement confirmed this is happening
• The handgun is surprisingly high in calories
• Stay vigilant against non-Euclidean chocolate

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