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Chet Weird Castle Sticker — Funny Castle Mullet Man Gold Chains

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Size: 3" × 3"

3" × 3" 4" × 4"

Surface: White

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The product, without the sales fog

What you’re actually getting

Meet Chet. Chet hasn't paid child support since 2019, but his gold chain weighs four pounds and his barber has a degree in medieval masonry. You don't ask for the castle-battlement fade unless you have absolutely nothing left to lose and a pending court date on Thursday.

A stylized pop-art tribute to the patron saint of unearned confidence and decentralized vape startups. Displaying Chet lets everyone in the immediate vicinity know that your vibes are hostile, your credit score is imaginary, and you are about to say something legally actionable.

the fine print:

Gold chains sold separately by a guy named T-Bone out of a 2006 Nissan Altima.
Haircut officially classified as a defensive fortification by local zoning boards.
Chet cannot and will not help you move.

Product specifications

Product details

Material. 100% durable vinyl
Details. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact
Glossy finish
Indoor decor — not waterproof
Bubble-free application
Decoration. UV print, kiss-cut

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