CIA Cum Chair Sticker — Funny Cia Torture

Langley's best and brightest thought they had a foolproof manual for breaking enemy combatants, right up until they strapped in the one asset who treats waterboarding like a spa day. This punk-rock ransom note is for the truly unbothered freaks who look a federal agent dead in the eyes and ask for a little more voltage.

Perfect for your next taxpayer-funded debriefing, holiday dinner, or whenever you need to assert absolute psychological dominance over an institution that takes itself entirely too seriously. They can't break you if you're already exactly where you want to be.

• Officially classified as a domestic nuisance by the intelligence community
• Not responsible for the therapy bills of your assigned field agent
• Safe word has been completely redacted for national security reasons