Citation Needed Shirt — Bureau of Epistemological Maintenance Tee

Somewhere between 2:47 and 4:15 AM, a gremlin in a visor is deciding what is real. He is not paid. He has not slept. He has seventeen tabs open and a blood pressure that would concern a physician. He is reverting your edit. He will always be reverting your edit. This is the guy. This is the whole system.

Citation Needed is an official t-shirt credential issued by the Bureau of Epistemological Maintenance to agents currently engaged in active reality-governance operations. Wearing this funny Wikipedia-core shirt means you have been designated by a governing body that does not exist to demand sourcing from strangers. You are the epistemological crisis itself, badged and operational. The knowledge graph is held together by your grip on consensus, and it is loosening.

• Clearance Level: Talk Page Only
• Jurisdiction: All articles, all timelines, disputed and undisputed
• Chain of Command: The original editor who cited a Reddit post in 2009
• Status: Actively reverting; do not approach without a peer-reviewed source
• Warning: Bureau assumes no liability for epistemological collapse occurring during your shift

Issued by Weird Castle Operations. For official use in unofficial situations. Ships fast so you can get back to locking the page.

Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, retail fit, 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ribbed knit collar. Tapered shoulders. Dual side seams. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front.

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