Continued Operations Prescription Mug — Funny Corporate Gift
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Size: 11oz
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About this item
Your prescription has been processed. The Office of Sustained Output, Dept. of Functional Continuity has reviewed your file and determined you meet the minimum threshold for continued participation. This ceramic vessel contains your allotted liquid dosage of Continued Operations™ — indicated for adults experiencing sustained exposure to late-stage economic conditions, recursive performance reviews, and the ambient dread of being a human resource. Refills are automatic. Opting out is not a covered benefit.
The label does not lie. The institution behind it is real in every way that matters. You already knew this was a prescription. You have been taking it your whole life. Now, you can drink it from this funny corporate satire coffee mug.
- Issuing Authority: Dept. of Functional Continuity, Office of Sustained Output
- Dosage: Taken orally to remain viable
- Indication: Participation in the economy
- Side effects: Compliance, exhaustion, occasional LinkedIn post
- Contraindications: Dignity, leisure, sufficient housing
- Refills: Unlimited (deducted from remaining viable years)
Ceramic mug. White ceramic. 11oz (0.33 l). Rounded corners. C-handle. Dye-sublimation print.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
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Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.