Continued Operations — Sticker
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Continued Operations — Sticker
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Estimated delivery between July 25 and July 27.
$4.99
Unit price perYour prescription has been processed. The Office of Sustained Output, Dept. of Functional Continuity has reviewed your file and determined you meet the minimum threshold for continued participation. This bottle contains your allotted supply of Continued Operations™ — indicated for adults experiencing sustained exposure to late-stage economic conditions, recursive performance reviews, and the ambient dread of being a human resource. Refills are automatic. Opting out is not a covered benefit.
The label does not lie. The institution behind it is real in every way that matters. You already knew this was a prescription. You've been taking it your whole life. Now it comes in a shirt.
- Issuing Authority: Dept. of Functional Continuity, Office of Sustained Output
- Dosage: Take as needed to remain viable
- Indication: Participation in the economy
- Side effects: Compliance, exhaustion, occasional LinkedIn post
- Contraindications: Dignity, leisure, sufficient housing
- Refills: Unlimited (deducted from remaining viable years)
- Prescribing authority: Your employer, structurally
You’re not buying a joke, you’re buying a well-made product with a joke on it. Quality that won’t make you question your life choices.
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still capable of starting arguments.
If something’s off, email us with your order number and we’ll make it right, no weird hoops to jump through.
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Continued Operations — Sticker
Built to Turn Heads. Designed to Last.
High-quality materials, bold designs, and fast U.S. shipping. Every piece we sell is made to get noticed and worn again and again.
FAQs
Yep. Real products, real shipping, real weird.
We print and ship everything from our U.S.-based fulfillment partners — no AI hallucinations involved.
Most apparel runs from XS to 3XL, depending on the product.
Size charts are listed on each item, but if you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up (especially if you’ve been hitting the gym or the fridge).
Email us anytime at weirdcastlecrew@gmail.com
We’re small but scrappy — someone human will get back to you within 1–2 business days, possibly faster if we’re not arguing about fonts.
Sometimes, yes.
Limited-run drops and trending products can disappear fast. If you see something you love, don’t wait — we might never bring it back.
Delivery, Returns, Exchanges and Guarantee
Orders usually ship within 1–3 business days, with delivery times depending on your location.
U.S. orders typically arrive in 3–7 days after fulfillment. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on the move.
Not yet — but we’re working on it.
For now, Weird Castle only ships within the U.S. (though our chaos knows no borders).
You’ve got 30 days to return or exchange an item.
As long as it’s unworn, unwashed, and not covered in BBQ sauce, we’ll take it back.
Email us with your order number to get started.
Absolutely.
If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, we’ll replace it or issue a refund — no drama. Just email us a photo and your order number so we can fix it fast.