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Continued Operations Prescription Sticker — Funny Corporate Decal
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. delivery
- 30-day returns
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Surface: White
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About this item
Your prescription has been processed. The Office of Sustained Output, Dept. of Functional Continuity has reviewed your file and determined you meet the minimum threshold for continued participation. This bottle contains your allotted supply of Continued Operations™ — indicated for adults experiencing sustained exposure to late-stage economic conditions, recursive performance reviews, and the ambient dread of being a human resource. Refills are automatic. Opting out is not a covered benefit. Stick it to your work laptop to prove you are functioning.
- Issuing Authority: Dept. of Functional Continuity, Office of Sustained Output
- Dosage: Apply one (1) sticker to a visible surface to remain viable
- Indication: Participation in the economy
- Side effects: Compliance, exhaustion, occasional LinkedIn posts
- Contraindications: Dignity, leisure, sufficient housing
Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.