Continued Operations Prescription Shirt — Funny Dystopian Tee

Your prescription has been processed. The Office of Sustained Output, Dept. of Functional Continuity has reviewed your file and determined you meet the minimum threshold for continued participation. This bottle contains your allotted supply of Continued Operations™ — a dystopian graphic tee indicated for adults experiencing sustained exposure to late-stage economic conditions, recursive performance reviews, and the ambient dread of being a human resource. Refills are automatic. Opting out is not a covered benefit.

The label does not lie. You already knew this was a prescription, you've been taking it your whole life. Now it comes in a funny anti-capitalist shirt.

• Issuing Authority: Dept. of Functional Continuity
• Dosage: Wear as needed to remain viable
• Indication: Participation in the economy
• Side effects: Compliance, exhaustion, occasional LinkedIn post
• Contraindications: Dignity, leisure, sufficient housing

Printed on a 100% combed cotton unisex t-shirt. Ships fast, fits true to size, and provides mild comfort during total systemic collapse.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.