Correct Seating Posture Re-Education — Funny Office Mug
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Size: 11oz
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About this item
Issued by the Bureau of Mandatory Optimization, this instructional 11oz ceramic mug confirms what every corporate drone and student's spine already knows: correct seated posture isn't about lumbar support, it's about maximum throughput. Deadpan anatomical arrows identify the Compliance Interface, the Narrative Intake Port, and the Dissent Suppression Zone. The rubber-hose cartoon figure is cooperative. The rubber-hose cartoon figure is thriving. The rubber-hose cartoon figure has not asked a follow-up question since Q3.
This diagram is not a critique of compulsory schooling or office culture. This diagram is compulsory schooling. Sip where you can be seen. Compliance is ergonomic. The bell will ring when throughput targets are met.
- THE FINE PRINT:
- ✓ Posture verified by a federal agency that no longer exists but whose forms are still in use
- ✓ Holds 11oz of mandatory compliance juice (coffee, tea, or tepid breakroom water)
- ✓ The perfect funny dystopian office gift for coworkers, teachers, or anyone trapped at a desk
Ceramic mug. White ceramic. 11oz (0.33 l). Rounded corners. C-handle. Dye-sublimation print.
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