Anything Is A Toy Morningstar RPG Shirt - Funny Gamer Tee

You’re deep in the dungeon, your inventory is full, and you’re staring at a +10 spiked morningstar. It is at this exact moment you remember the most sacred proverb of the realm: anything is a toy if you have enough HP and a complete disregard for your own internal organs.

A tribute to the true pioneers of the fantasy tabletop genre, this funny RPG gamer shirt asks the important questions. Why slay the goblin king when you can just chug a stamina potion, gaze upon a medieval blunt-force weapon, and make some incredibly questionable life choices? Dedicated to the brave, the bold, and the absolutely unhinged adventuring party.

• Base stats: +5 Piercing, -100 Dignity.
• Weird Castle is not liable for emergency cleric visits.
• Please ensure your tetanus boosters are up to date before equipping.

An ideal gift for your dungeon master, or the most chaotic member of your next tabletop campaign.

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