Currently Stable Sticker — Funny Burnout Decal

HR wants to know if you are experiencing burnout. You tell them you are practicing mindfulness. In reality, your inner peace is a violent, high-stakes physical hostage situation between your raw sanity and the fragile membrane of your skull. This is the designated badge for the chronically online doomscroller whose daily equilibrium requires the exact same structural integrity as a deep-sea submersible.

Featuring a manic 1930s rubber-hose pressure cooker doing everything in its godforsaken power to keep the horrors contained. Let everyone in the morning stand-up know that your baseline state is not zen—it is a high-yield explosive event actively being suppressed by sheer, white-knuckled willpower. Please do not tap the glass.

• WARNING: Structural integrity of owner is not guaranteed under the stress of minor inconveniences.
• Maintained via a strict regimen of iced coffee, SSRIs, and dissociative scrolling.
• Not a cry for help. Just a legally binding liability waiver for when the lid finally pops.

Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.